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Tell you what, Sony, let’s make a deal. I’ll quit telling everyone you’re a bunch of corporate scum who stopped giving us exam codes because we had too much self-esteem to gargle your nads, and in return, you stop making me squeeze through tight caves. Yes, I know, you use it to hide the loading. But the fact that we all know it surely means you can ditch the pretense. Just use a fucking loading screen. Maybe with a map. Small moving red line like in Indiana Jones. Have fun with it. Every time you make me squeeze through a tight cave, I feel like you’re insulting my intelligence. “Tee hee, he’ll never suspect that we’re zooming in on Kratos’ acne scars to hide the fact that we’re trading in another unnecessarily overly detailed environment for the seventeen millionth time.” What is this obsession with never cutting? Cutting is good. Remember in Taxi Driver when Robert De Niro decides to shoot up a pimp’s house and they just cut him doing it? Remember they didn’t show him buying a subway ticket to the pimp’s house and sitting on a train for half an hour mumbling about how bad he was going have fun pulling it. This is basically my main problem with God of War Ragnarok. He forgot to delete the train journeys. Often literally.
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